And the Grammy for Most Podcast goes to What A Weekday! Trump commands his raggedy, moth-eaten puppet army to reject a bipartisan border deal. Live from New York, it’s a Republican joshin’ around! And Apple is finally here to hide as much or as little of the world as you’d like.

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